Friday, May 18, 2007
for PMS ppl who are wondering how nice or cruel IMU lecturers and HTJ doctors can be..check these out... every word is direct from lecturers mouth...no editing..

the cruel wans
  • "GO JUMP!!" (Dr Lim, said on the 7th floor, after a student dunno how to answer a question)
  • "I dun care if ur grandfather dies... ward work means Ward Work!!" (Prof Esha, warning on excuses on absentism)
  • "I dunno..maybe u all should go sell insurance, sales...just call the office and say u wanna leave..no prob" (Prof Harwant, after a simple miscommunication thats has little or no consequences at all)
  • " No Idea?? whats that?!! an animal? (Prof Harwant again, saying No Eye Deer is not an answer to anything)
  • " u failed..U Failed...U FAILED!!!" ( Prof Harwant yet again.. talking 3 cm away INTO MY EAR...for misunderstanding his sentence)
  • " U better ah..get out of my clinic..now ah" (Dr Loh, the nicest doctor, to a student who didn bring stethoscope to his clinic)
  • " Call her back.." (Dr Loh..after 3 seconds)
  • " dia belum mati u sudah mati o.." (Prof Kwa... joking to a patient...apparently its not so funny)
  • " Nanti lah!! u ingat ini computer kah..mau cepat cepat!!" (Dr Ahilan...to a patient who wants him to pull the canula out faster)
  • " Hardworking ah?...My balls ah!!" (Dr Woo, after knowing the reason y are we at the ward in the evening when we are in family medicine)
  • " u hurt my patient, ill hurt U" (Dato Kanda, to everyone)

the nice wans...
" if ur sick..dun come u know..rest at home.."
" i thought of giving u all Monday off..since tues and wed are holidays.."
" r u ok?? sure?"
" any problems must tell ah"
" excellent...good.."
(all by Dr Loh.)

get the picture??
 
posted by Ernest at 4:48 AM |


1 Comments:


At 3:45 AM, Blogger St€ph

ok that's plain mean. Dr. Lim as in the CSU Dr. Lim? and what's with Dr. Esha? Aiyer..