In the ideal world of family medicine..patients who come with fever and sore throat goes back with nth but panadols and gargles...after waiting 1 hour outside, u spend 30 mins counseling the patient and their family members (khutbah as the patient calls it..) about how they need to loose some weight, eat rite, cook rite, workout like athletes...and give them some brochures to read at home... come back and do some blood test...and they go back

in the REAL world...patient who comes in with the slightest pain gets pumped with steroids and antibiotics, surgeries are done with bare hands and fingers... sharps are thrown into wastepaper baskets patients who comes with RBS of 18.8 gets a good laugh b4 going home... and patients come back again and again...Happily putting money into the doctor's pockets...btw... were talking bout thousands a day!!!!

and not onli that... u can request for things that ull get scolded in the ideal world. MC, medicines, come in for a chat, ask for some viagras....and ....u can ask for this...

...yeap.. u can insert a glass/plastic bead/star/watever into your ***** for ultimate satisfaction!! its so effective...the patient actually comes back for another one!!!!the surgery is called pearling, aka genital implants..( 5 mintues ago i put a pic of it...but its seriously too ugly for my blog..deleted it la..click here if u really wanna know wat im talking about)

anyone wants a pearl??