Bengang dengan roommate? Tak tahu apa nak buat? GEt ready for the payback
time...translated from frenster

1. Pack ur stuff every friday, tell ur room mate u wanna go home, then after an hour, come back, say that no one's home..then unpack and go to sleep.

2. Everytime ur roommate comes back, scream 'Hoorrreee!!! ur back!!' then after 5 mintues..ask her.'arent u supposed to be gone?'

3. Get up at night..shout lke uve seen ghost..'Help! Help!! i need U!!' run aroung frantically..if the room's small..just a few jumps will do..if the room mate ask u the next day..act like u dunno wat the hell hes talking about

4. Take a marker, put a spot on ur forearm..and look at it everyday..'Its spreading!! Its spreading!!!'

5. Get a bonsai tree, talk to it daily, say 'I cant live with u anymore!!' throw away the tree..but keep the pot.

6. Get a few kitchen knifes, shapen it every night while saying..'soon, soon......'

7. Sit in front of a chess set..stare at it for hours.(if u got the time)..then stand up suddenly and say 'Darn!! lost again!!' repeat alternate days..

8. Everytime ur roommate's back, shut the lights and sleep.. if hes gone..on the lights and shout "HOOORREE!!"

9. Wear a paper cap, every time he comes back..say 'welcome to McD..can i have ur order?' then say...'ooh..its u again..'

10. tell him that he got a urgent msg...then faint..then wake up..forgot wat happened.

11. When he's back, swear and curse and shout into the phone..then say..'oh..ur mom says she'll call back.'

12. If he brushes near the sink..watch him..they say..'i think u need to learn the correct burshing technique.'

13. Put up posters inur neighborhood saying tht ur room mate is missing..even offer some reward. He'll be lucky to get away..

14. Sing loudly when ur roomate off the light..when he switches it on.. wake up and act confused

15. Sit and stare for hours..if possible..bring along a few kaki and some popcorns like watching movie.

16. Spray the whole room with the cheapest deodorant...repeat daily and say the room is fresh...

17. if he has pets..offer to feed it...then..u watever 'food' u know..

18. Keep touching his hair..say like 'wow..so straight...like its rebonded!!' repeat daily

19. Mase roommate tido, bungkus dia macam kafan mayat (siap ikat), pastu panggil member dlm 10 bace yasin ramai2. bile rumet jage pakat2 buat x nmpk ape2.

20. Sebelum roommate balik dari kelas, bungkus diri sendiri macam kafan (siap ikat jugak) pastu baring senyap-senyap atas katil dia. Mesti dia terkujat sampai pengsan bila masuk bilik tengok tengok ada mayat...

more lame suggestions welcomed.. if not.. the world would be a better place if we can all tolerate each other a bit..remember..no ones perfect..at this moment..ur housemates/roommates are tolerating something about u.!! cheers!!